Submitted by Anonymous on September 28, 2011 - 11:20pm.
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Методы оценки состояния психики собаки Психическая деятельность собаки Доисламская Аравия Внешняя экспансия Возникновение ислама Военные успехи мусульман История Древней Греции Искусство Древней Греции Инвестиционные рычаги максимизации внутренние и внешние рычаги влияния olhoma1
Every time I have sex with a guy I ask them to put a condom on because I have herpes and dont want to tell them. Half the time they refuse, but I don't put up a fight because it serves them right for going unprotected intentionally.
I was in New Orleans immediately after Hurricane Katrina. While there, one of my functions was to unload dead bodies from refrigerated trailers. Among the bodies was a girl in her late teens or early 20s. I had sex with her corpse, just to see what it was like.
I literally just laughed for like the first time today :)
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha dying
Методы оценки состояния психики собаки Психическая деятельность собаки Доисламская Аравия Внешняя экспансия Возникновение ислама Военные успехи мусульман История Древней Греции Искусство Древней Греции Инвестиционные рычаги максимизации внутренние и внешние рычаги влияния olhoma1
That's amazing! This made my day. lol
Only 20 minutes? It takes me twice that long just to shave it...
That is so cute! I wish my bf would do that
Brilliant !
That is fucking stupid - how do you think you got it in the first place you idiot?
Funniest thing I've read all night.
You ROCK!
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