Every time I have sex with a guy I ask them to put a condom on because I have herpes and dont want to tell them. Half the time they refuse, but I don't put up a fight because it serves them right for going unprotected intentionally.
I was in New Orleans immediately after Hurricane Katrina. While there, one of my functions was to unload dead bodies from refrigerated trailers. Among the bodies was a girl in her late teens or early 20s. I had sex with her corpse, just to see what it was like.